Review: Aftermath by Chuck Wendig

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2.5Stars

Rating: 2.5 Stars

The second Death Star is destroyed. The Emperor and his powerful enforcer, Darth Vader, are rumored to be dead. The Galactic Empire is in chaos. Across the galaxy, some systems celebrate, while in others Imperial factions tighten their grip. Optimism and fear reign side by side.

And while the Rebel Alliance engages the fractured forces of the Empire, a lone Rebel scout uncovers a secret Imperial meeting…

I didn’t know how to write this review–how to critique part of a universe that comprised the most amazing and beautiful parts of my adolescence.

Aftermath doesn’t live up to its status as a Star Wars product. It doesn’t even stack up if you compare it to other Sci-Fi publications. I wish I were saying something else, anything else, especially since Aftermath is steadily receiving vomit-filled bucketloads of hate from all sides.

This novel may not be the mass cesspool of ignorance and idiocy that some claim it to be, but it is indeed representative of mediocrity–worse, mediocrity that’s practically catapulting off the shelves.

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Review: The Secrets of Yashire by Diamante Lavendar

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2-stars

Rating: 2 Stars

The main character, Brianna, finds herself thrown into a world called Yashire where she is forced to deal with circumstances that are threatening Yashire’s existence. Against her will, she is sent on a journey to restore unconditional love back to the land while also contending with the evil force in the land, Zolan . . . Along the way, Brianna travels with the mystical tiger, Angelos; a huge, whitish-tan tiger with thick black stripes who sings only the purest songs of love, and the wondrous little one-eyed bird named Abiba. . . they travel through fantastic lands filled with magical creatures that could only exist in the wildest of imaginations. . . It is here, amidst the powers and phantasms of the mind that Brianna receives life lessons and virtues to help her. Will one of her greatest triumphs be achieved as she learns to believe in herself? For only then can she truly see all of the wondrous things that life has to offer.

Disclaimers:

  1. I received The Secrets of Yashire from NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.
  2. This is by no means an attack on the author. She had an imaginative premise and was brave enough to publish this book on her own. 

Even this novel’s summary needs serious work. It was about twice as long as the one you see here. I had to cut it down in the interest of retaining a short and sweet review.

I didn’t know that The Secrets of Yashire was a CreateSpace work until I investigated its Goodreads page more closely, particularly due to my complete disbelief that a book like this could be backed by any serious publisher. It wasn’t.

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Review: Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas (Throne of Glass, #1)

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4stars

Rating: 4 Stars

In a world without magic, an assassin is summoned to the castle. She comes not to kill the vicious king who rules from his throne of glass but to win her freedom. If she defeats twenty-three killers, thieves, and warriors in a competition, she will be released from prison to serve as the King’s Champion. Her name is Celaena Sardothien.

The Crown Prince will provoke her. The Captain of the Guard will protect her. And a princess from a faraway land will befriend her. But something evil dwells in the castle—and it’s there to kill. When the competitors start dying one by one, Celaena’s fight for freedom becomes a fight for survival—and a desperate quest to root out the evil before it destroys her world.


[This Book in One Sentence: An infamous young assassin leaves certain death in a prison camp for a fight to become the King’s Champion, but dark forces inside the kingdom might smother Celaena’s life before she has her chance to win.]

Hey guys! I feel like it’s been forever since I posted a new review. Well, not really…  I did discuss Silver in the Blood less than a week ago. I try to maintain a regular posting balance that isn’t annoyingly frequent. In actuality, I read a new book every two days; in fact, I’ve read three books (about 1300 pages) this week. But I must take time to collect my thoughts, and to ensure that I can deliver a post containing a healthy mixture of book-fueled emotions and objectivity.

Unfortunately, the practice of blogging can be quite angering/depressing/UGHHH. Book blogging involves yours truly pounding angrily on the keyboard to get her point across about HOW MUCH SHE HATED THIS and WHICH CHARACTER SHE WANTS TO MARRY.

Throne of Glass… how can I describe Throne of Glass?

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Review: Silver in the Blood by Jessica Day George

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2.5Stars

Rating: 2.5 Stars

Society girls from New York City circa 1890, Dacia and Lou never desired to know more about their lineage, instead preferring to gossip about the mysterious Romanian family that they barely knew. But upon turning seventeen, the girls must return to their homeland to meet their relatives, find proper husbands, and—most terrifyingly—learn the deep family secrets of The Claw, The Wing, and The Smoke. The Florescus, after all, are shape-shifters, and it is time for Dacia and Lou to fulfill the prophecy that demands their acceptance of this fate… or fight against this cruel inheritance with all their might.

[This Book in One Sentence: In the Victorian era, two high-society girls are taken to their Romanian homeland to learn a shocking family secret that could unravel the very fabric of European society.]

Another book with potential that never even came close to the quality-based finish line.

I was introduced to this novel by the Goodreads new releases page. Silver in the Blood‘s beautiful cover and intriguing synopsis made me take further steps to obtain it–namely, checking it out at the local library! *high-fives the librarian*

Actually, I take that high-five back. Go away, librarian.

….

Silver in the Blood just doesn’t have the literary it factor.

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Review: Seraphina (Goredd, #1) by Rachel Hartman

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4stars

Rating: 4 STARS


Four decades of peace have done little to ease the mistrust between humans and dragons in the kingdom of Goredd. Folding themselves into human shape, dragons attend court as ambassadors, and lend their rational, mathematical minds to universities as scholars and teachers. As the treaty’s anniversary draws near, however, tensions are high.

Seraphina Dombegh has reason to fear both sides. An unusually gifted musician, she joins the court just as a member of the royal family is murdered—in suspiciously draconian fashion. Seraphina is drawn into the investigation, partnering with the captain of the Queen’s Guard, the dangerously perceptive Prince Lucian Kiggs. While they begin to uncover hints of a sinister plot to destroy the peace, Seraphina struggles to protect her own secret, the secret behind her musical gift, one so terrible that its discovery could mean her very life.

[This Book in One Sentence: In a fantastical medieval kingdom with dragons, knights, and courtiers, one secretive girl works alongside a heartthrob prince to rid the city of its bigotry.]

I was at my local independent bookstore (Changing Hands–the best in Tempe) when I spotted this literary gem. Seraphina was clad in its rich purple cover with a portrait of a dragon soaring over a vast medieval city. The cover art interested me enough to take a glance at the synopsis. As it turns out, every element of the story was an ultra-fave: dragons! magic! a clumsy girl with a secret!

Seraphina is an engaging work; the exquisite prose and complex characterizations made me want to jump into the story and become one of the main protagonist’s best friends. I really, really liked it–but I didn’t love it.

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Review: Siege and Storm by Leigh Bardugo (Grisha Trilogy, #2)

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four-and-a-half-stars

RATING: 4 1/2 STARS

Warning, warning! Danger, danger! SPOILERS for SHADOW AND BONE ahead! Avast, there be spoilers! If ye have not read Shadow and Bone and wish to do so, TURN BACK, me hearties!

Darkness never dies.

Hunted across the True Sea, haunted by the lives she took on the Fold, Alina must try to make a life with Mal in an unfamiliar land. She finds starting new is not easy while keeping her identity as the Sun Summoner a secret. She can’t outrun her past or her destiny for long.

The Darkling has emerged from the Shadow Fold with a terrifying new power and a dangerous plan that will test the very boundaries of the natural world. With the help of a notorious privateer, Alina returns to the country she abandoned, determined to fight the forces gathering against Ravka. But as her power grows, Alina slips deeper into the Darkling’s game of forbidden magic, and farther away from Mal. Somehow, she will have to choose between her country, her power, and the love she always thought would guide her–or risk losing everything to the oncoming storm.

[This Book in One Sentence: Alina Starkov returns in Shadow and Bone’s thrilling, heart-wrenching sequel; war is brewing, and no one is safe.]

Siege and Storm is the sequel to Shadow and Bone and the second installment in the Grisha Trilogy. Of course, I requested this book from the library as soon as I finished the first one. Upon completing Siege and Storm, I immediately bought it on Amazon after a near-lethal injection of fangirl into my veins. Thanks, Darkling. Thanks for being such a magnificently crafted character. You’re gonna kill me one day. 👿

“I’ve seen what you truly are,” said the Darkling, “and I’ve never turned away. I never will. Can he say the same?”

Siege and Storm picks up where the previous installment left off. Alina and Mal are attempting to build a new life together–away from Ravka and the Darkling’s influence. As Shadow and Bone sadly revealed, the Darkling has much bigger plans for Alina than anyone could have guessed. With Mal’s help, she manages to escape, but not before being traumatized by events that were gory, sorrowful, and could have been stopped.

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Abusive Relationships: A Brief Discussion (Trigger Warning)

Trigger Warning: Graphic discussion about real-life abuse.

This post is not book related, and I apologize for that. But a recent event in my life has forced me to relive something that I will never forget. I’m not going to say that I was a victim; I’m a survivor. I dated this insane guy for almost two years and lived with him too. Today, I received a letter from my local police department stating that their charges against him will be dropped unless I bring forth more evidence.

When I spoke to the police (in May 2015), I didn’t want to charge him. I purposely deleted all evidence of his countless threats. This was because he told me that he was “scared” of the part of himself that did this (bullshit) and that he was working on his anger. In love as I was, I believed him.

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Review: Everything, Everything by Nicole Yoon

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2.5Stars

Rating: 2.5 Stars

My disease is as rare as it is famous. Basically, I’m allergic to the world. I don’t leave my house, have not left my house in seventeen years. The only people I ever see are my mom and my nurse, Carla.

But then one day, a moving truck arrives next door. I look out my window, and I see him. He’s tall, lean and wearing all black—black T-shirt, black jeans, black sneakers, and a black knit cap that covers his hair completely. He catches me looking and stares at me. I stare right back. His name is Olly.

Maybe we can’t predict the future, but we can predict some things. For example, I am certainly going to fall in love with Olly. It’s almost certainly going to be a disaster.

Note: I obtained Everything, Everything from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review.

[This Book in One Sentence: 18-year-old Madeline has a rare illness that can kill her if she ventures outside, but when she meets her new neighbor, she’s willing to sacrifice everything for a taste of true love.]

The sick teen theme (or trope; depends on how you look at it) is an actual trend in YA, which is understandable; the topic brings needed diversity to a culture that is so often focused on ableism. I did not have any problem with the subject matter. However, the words that come to mind when asked to describe Everything, Everything are “contrived,” “silly,” and “sad.” Not a positive trio for a book about young love against all odds. Not even for a novel about a sick girl who finds herself.

Everything, Everything is another creature entirely–one that’s not snarling and angry, nor cute and sassy, nor even kind and sorrowful. If this story were an animal, it would be a toad that seems shiny when you first notice it puttering around in a damp, dull swamp. But this is a toad with a particularly boring and off-putting personality. The falsely shimmering skin surface is its only interesting component.

And so, I feel no pain in critiquing this new publication. More editing and proofreading should have been done. Too late for that now. Here’s the gist of it.

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Review: Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell

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Rating: 3 1/2 Stars

A coming-of-age tale of fan fiction, family and first love.

Cath is a Simon Snow fan.

Okay, the whole world is a Simon Snow fan…

But for Cath, being a fan is her life—and she’s really good at it. She and her twin sister, Wren, ensconced themselves in the Simon Snow series when they were just kids; it’s what got them through their mother leaving.

Reading. Rereading. Hanging out in Simon Snow forums, writing Simon Snow fan fiction, dressing up like the characters for every movie premiere.

Cath’s sister has mostly grown away from fandom, but Cath can’t let go. She doesn’t want to.

Now that they’re going to college, Wren has told Cath she doesn’t want to be roommates. Cath is on her own, completely outside of her comfort zone. She’s got a surly roommate with a charming, always-around boyfriend, a fiction-writing professor who thinks fan fiction is the end of the civilized world, a handsome classmate who only wants to talk about words… And she can’t stop worrying about her dad, who’s loving and fragile and has never really been alone.

For Cath, the question is: Can she do this?

Can she make it without Wren holding her hand? Is she ready to start living her own life? Writing her own stories?

And does she even want to move on if it means leaving Simon Snow behind?


[This Book in One Sentence: 18-year-old Cath loves fan fiction, her identical twin sister, and Simon Snow, but these relationships and more are threatened when she starts college.]

Fangirl has been on every fandom-lover’s shelf since its publication. The premise is cute, original, and what’s more, I can strongly relate to Cath’s experiences. When I was in high school, Harry Potter fan fiction was sometimes the only thing that kept me going. (Although… I’m a steadfast Dramione shipper. I just can’t do Drarry; sorry gals.)

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Review: Shadow and Bone (Grisha Trilogy, #1) by Leigh Bardugo

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four-and-a-half-stars

RATING: 4 1/2 STARS

Surrounded by enemies, the once-great nation of Ravka has been torn in two by the Shadow Fold, a swath of near impenetrable darkness crawling with monsters who feast on human flesh. Now its fate may rest on the shoulders of one lonely refugee.

Alina Starkov has never been good at anything. But when her regiment is attacked on the Fold and her best friend is brutally injured, Alina reveals a dormant power that saves his life—a power that could be the key to setting her war-ravaged country free. Wrenched from everything she knows, Alina is whisked away to the royal court to be trained as a member of the Grisha, the magical elite led by the mysterious Darkling.

Yet nothing in this lavish world is what it seems. With darkness looming and an entire kingdom depending on her untamed power, Alina will have to confront the secrets of the Grisha . . . and the secrets of her heart.

[THIS BOOK IN ONE SUPERLONG SENTENCE: An orphaned peasant girl in a Russia-inspired fantasy world works as a mapmaker and longs for her handsome best friend, but her world speeds into darkness when the element-twisting Grisha elites discover that she possesses legendary power.]

I requested Shadow and Bone from my local library after seeing a huge buzz about it all over the online bookisphere. After the first 10 pages, I was surprised— ohmygodholyshitmylifeischangedFOREVER shocked, actually. I became instantly addicted to Alina Starkov’s story.

Her world is dark, bloody, and surprisingly romantic. As I type this, I’m eagerly waiting to pick up the sequel, Siege and Storm, from the library. Anyway, let’s start digging into this non-wonderland that no one should ever want to live in, but we read about it anyway just to get sad, angry, and way too attached to fictional characters in the process.

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